Extra Extra! Farmer Dan and Ma strike the mother load!
Ma told me a cash gow had rained down buckets of her Milk and we could soon pay off the farm and buy a new truck.
At first I didn't believe but I looked at her puter screen and sho nuff that darned cow done made our Christmas and Johnny will surely get his shoes.
Visit yonder to see bossy pumping out her moo juice!
Golly gee thar might even be enough milk in that cow for some new overalls. Sonny Jim may have them there bucked teeth fixed and with the new dress Elle got she may find a man.
How'd ya do it Ma?
Well I got this here thingy free and put a few purty words on there a time or two a week between fetchin yur vittles, and whacking them younguns upside the head to do their schoolin. Clicked this little button right here and sure nuff folks started readin them writes.
That's when I told the girls and let them start milking the cow fer me. Now theys justa writin and milkin and Ima collecting cookie jar money Dan.
Bossy is a good ol' cow and had her some mini moos so get ya one at tha market.
Tune in next time for more adventures of Farmer Dan and Ma.
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Andy Zeus Anderson
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